![]() ![]() So Beowulf and the Geats who, by the way, are called "geetz" throughout, like, did the filmmakers even read the poem or just Seamus Heaney's translation?, arrive in Daneland and Gerard B is all "I am Beowulf!" and the coastguard is like, "Really? Beowulf? I'm such a fan!" and Beowulf's men are like, "Here we go again," and it's hilarious. The lengths filmmakers go to get lesbian subtext, inventing characters and all. Meanwhile Sarah Polley is a random witchy-poo character who sees the deaths of people, and Wealtheow goes to ask about Hrothgar and there's lesbian subtext. Anyway, this is actually the tail-end of the contest with Breca, which is kind of neat, but then Beowulf gets all "I must go to Hrothgar he is my bestest friend". Gerard Butler is all Scottish and lies there with a pot belly, and says, "Ah'm Bay-uh-woof", and I laugh because dude, you're fat and Scottish. Also, Wealtheow slaps Hrothgar around.īack in Australia or somewhere, Gerard Butler stumbles ashore where a fisherman is all "G'day". Rowr! The Danes build Heorot and get all excited until Grendel starts murd3rizing. One of the Danes sees the kid, who growls a little, and the Danish dude leaves him alone. The guy smells some people on the wind so he hides his kid and then gets arrow'd by some Danes. ![]() First, here is some made-up backstory." There's this guy who looks like a normal man except maybe a little ugly, and he has a kid who is like a normal kid except he has white eyebrows and some peach fuzz. "Hwaet! Welcome to our "liberal" adaptation of Beowulf.
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